Crazy Cattle

About Crazy Cattle

Crazy Cattle is a chaotic battle royale arena where you control a determined little sheep trying to knock every other competitor off the platform. The rules are simple—bump, dodge, and survive—but the physics and movement turn each match into a hilarious scramble of momentum and timing. Opponents fly, slide, and ricochet in unpredictable ways, which makes positioning and awareness the keys to victory. Every round feels fast and frantic, but never unfair; a well-timed shove or last-second dodge can flip the entire outcome. Crazy Cattle succeeds because it blends competitive tension with comedic physics, making it fun whether you’re playing seriously or just trying to cause mayhem. It’s the perfect quick-play battle royale: simple, funny, and endlessly replayable.